1) What do you regret? K: 51% in grade 12 Calculus, I could have done better P: No regrets!
2) Three Stooges or Abbott and Costello? K: Stooges! P: BOTH!
3) Boxers or briefs? K: Briefs P: Boxerbriefs
4) What are you allergic to? K: Red food colouring P: Nothing…maybe dust and cats a wee bit
5) Were you a Boy Scout? K: Cub Scout (1981 Cub Car champ for Eastern Ontario) P: Not allowed
6) Last book read? K: Crispin: The Cross of Lead by Avi (it’s a children’s book) P: The Monster of Florence
7) Favorite movie of all time? K: Pulp Fiction P: Matrix, Cinema Paradiso, Team America, Lone Star (can’t stop at one)
8) Three CD’s I would take with me to a desert island? K: Zeppelin IV, Jock Jams, Boat building for Dummies book on tape P: Miles Davis “Some Kind of Blue”, St.Germain “Tourist”, Prince “Purple Rain”
9) Coffee or Tea? K: Coffee, and lots of it! P: Water, Espresso, Cafe latte (can’t stop at one)
10) Favorite actor/actress? K: Ernest Borgnine/Jill Wagner P: Johnny Depp, Morgan Freeman, Meryl Streep, Susan Sarandon (can’t stop at one)
11) Person with whom I would most like to have conversation? K: Jill Wagner P: Steve Nash! Oh, sorry, conversation? Tim Burton
12) What makes me laugh? K: People getting hit in the groin by children wielding plastic baseball bats - I have very specific tastes P: People doing stupid things
13) What makes me cry? K: Getting hit in the groin by a child wielding a plastic baseball bat – A very specific pain P: Suffering
14) If I wasn’t being goofy every morning on the radio, I would be… K: Goofy in the unemployment line P: Goofy at everything else
15) If I could travel anywhere in the world to spend the day, where would I go? K: Outer space P: San Teodoro, Sardegna, at the beach with my family
16) Favourite junk food? K: Poutine P: Salt and vinegar kettle chips or McCain’s Deep and Delicious marble frozen cake or chocolate fondue (definitely can’t stop at one)
17) What is the first purchase you made after you moved out on your own? K: Beer P: McCain’s Deep and Delicious cake
18) What is the best swear word you use? K: Douchebag P: Shiza-Minelli!
19) Name an invention that would change your life for the better? K: I-Phone, I want one so bad! P: Flat Iron for my hair!
20) How much money would it take for you to retire today? K: One-million-dollars! P: Two-million-dollars!
