So, it’s official, Bachelor Canada has announced that the star of their new show will be CFL free agent Brad Smith.

Yes, it’s true, a strapping, professional football player with perfect teeth and dimples has been revealed as the man who will get to choose between 25 eager bachelorettes in an effort to find true love in 13 weeks on national tv.

Zounds! We didn’t see that coming.

In case you were hoping for a more “regular”, everyday fellow to be revealed in Bachelor Canada, you’re high. There is no way that would ever happen.

But what if it did? Here are a few of the hopefuls who didn’t make the cut:

 

Name: Norm Smith

Age: 37

Job: Part time shoes salesman

Hobbies: Dressing up as Spock and collecting swords.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Name: John D. Hoffenheimer

Age: 59

Job: Pest control officer

Hobbies: taxidermy and baking

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Name: Troy Gleeb

Age: 42

Job: Boat polisher

Hobbies: Enjoys life in his one bedroom cat farm.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Better luck next time, boys!